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I’M GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT. ALONE. ALL BY MYSELF. ‘CAUSE I’M COOL LIKE THAT.
.. ‘cause i’m messed up like that.
THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU CAN’T CHECK WHO YOU DRUNK DIALED AND TEXTED LAST NIGHT ‘CAUSE YOUR BATTERY’S DEAD, YOUR FRIEND HAS YOUR CHARGER AND SHE’S NOT GOING TO BE HOME ‘TILL LATE NIGHT. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK.
i remember telling a girl that i was so about to kiss her last weekend.
I don’t remember what she answered.
:D fuck.
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Dad promised me a limousine for my birthday in one condition; we all have to be sober for the whole party. Great deal if you ask me; I weren’t going to drink anyways :D
he’s drunk though, but I have 4 witnesses and a contract written on paper XD i feel like a fucking spoiled kid now, though. Well never mind, time for me to get fucking cool<3
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SOMEONE TALK TO ME. I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING FOREVER ALONE PERSON :(
been drinking with my friends and i want a girlfriend and my bottle’s getting dangerously empty and anyone want to be my girlfriend? or just a friend?
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